So my first post has been up for almost 10 minutes and there are no views and no comments. I am convinced this is because of my Header Image. A quick google has taught me that a good Header will draw more people to your site, and the biggest part of that Header is The Header Image.
While my Paint skills have proven to be artistic genius, there is not much I can do about the main focus of my Header Image. The Judgement Box. It is the box itself that is the problem. It seems there is some intelligence in my human after all. She did not forget to put the The on the box, the The was never meant to be there. This box is not The Judgement Box, this box is just the Judgement Box.
I remember when it was created. I was letting Daddy scratch me while he was playing Battlefield, even though I had to sit on his Computer Mouse for him to be comfortable, when I was snatched away by Mommy. She had picked up my Box from the floor and placed it on her desk, out of her way. At first I thought this was madness! What was she doing? That was my Box that I had chosen myself out of all the other boxes in the world, my Box that I sleep in. Then I realised the possibilities. I slowly walked towards my Box and stepped inside, only it wasn’t really my Box any more, it was more than that. I turned around a few times – just to check that it was my Box – and lay down.
At that point I fell asleep, but to my defense, it had been quite a traumatic few moments. The point is that I now had a better my Box.
- I could stay close enough to my human to keep a proper eye on her.
- I could watch her “working” and learn all about The Internet.
- I could sleep higher than dummy Bat Cat.
But I didn’t know what to call the new Box until Mommy came across an inspiring post on facebook. It was a picture of a cat in their Box on their human’s desk, and their Box was labelled “The Judgement Box”. It was like Mommy read my mind when she grabbed a marker and labelled my Box the same. Only it wasn’t the same, but we’ve explored that previously.
So where is The Judgement Box?
I have commanded my humans to make it. They have been given instructions and I expect them to be followed very closely, but for now I will not reveal to The Internet what it will look like. Rest assured it will be the best Box The Internet has ever seen.
Until The Judgement Box is ready to be revealed I have decided to change my Header Image to reflect the true state of the Judgement Box. I used my Paint skills to remove the The. Once again, true genius!
“The” Judgement Box image:
the Judgement Box image: